Hemper 9″ Chinese Takeout Box XL Bong Showerhead Perc

The Hemper Chinese Takeout Box XL bong transforms an instantly recognizable takeout carton into a full-size glass centerpiece built for smooth, flavorful sessions. It may look like your favorite “thank you, enjoy” box, but this piece is all about performance, delivering well-cooled pulls with a surprisingly refined feel.

Designed as both a novelty display and a daily-use water pipe, this XL bong blends playful aesthetics with solid functionality.

Features & Specifications

• Approximately 9 inches tall with a 4.5-inch wide square base, offering strong visual presence while remaining stable on shelves or tables
• Crafted from frosted white borosilicate glass with bold red pagoda-style “Enjoy / Thank You” artwork and Hemper branding on all sides
• Dual amber glass chopsticks mounted on top, with one functioning as the mouthpiece for an authentic takeout-box silhouette
• Large internal showerhead percolator for even diffusion and smoother, cooler inhales
• Stemless 14.5 mm female joint keeps the design clean and minimizes stress points
• Includes a matching 14.5 mm male flower bowl shaped like a miniature takeout box
• 5 mm thick glass construction adds durability for frequent use
• Designed for dry herb and compatible with 14.5 mm male bangers or nails (sold separately)

Why You’ll Love It

This XL takeout box bong works as functional art. The wide base and thick glass feel sturdy in hand, while the tall chamber and showerhead percolator help produce dense, well-cooled clouds. The frosted finish, bright red graphics, and chopstick mouthpiece make it an instant conversation starter that still performs like a serious daily piece.

Care & Usage Tips

• Add water just above the showerhead percolator to balance cooling and airflow
• Refresh the water regularly to preserve flavor and maintain the frosted glass appearance
• For deeper cleaning, use a dedicated glass cleaner such as Formula 420, then rinse with warm water and allow to fully air dry
• Place on flat surfaces and handle carefully around the chopsticks when cleaning or passing

For legal use by adults 21+. Keep out of reach of children.

Bring a playful twist to your setup with the Chinese Takeout Box XL bong and enjoy sessions that stand out visually and deliver consistently smooth performance.